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It bugs me when I’m driving down the same street as a cop, so I have to drive the speed limit for 15 minutes until one of us turns off the street. While we’re here, I imagine that it’s gotta be pretty annoying to drive around in a cop car, where everyone around you is always driving the exact speed limit.

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Jan 5, 2011 05:18 PM - It Bugs Me When... - by Stephanie101 (man)

 

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Today, my dad and I went to go get donuts. As we were driving home, a cop pulled us over. He came to the window and said, "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?" My dad held up the box of donuts and said, "Because you smelled these?" We didn't get a ticket. MLIF

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Feb 6, 2011 10:55 PM - Work & Money - by TrueStory (man)

 

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One day, my best friend (who is now my current boyfriend) gave me a stuffed animal monkey as a gift. When I saw him the next day, I yelled out really loudly "guess who I slept with last night!?" before realizing that it was both awkward for me and the people around us. MLIF

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Jan 23, 2011 02:26 AM - Love & Sex - by Rocatiller (woman)

 

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When I was little, I ran full speed into vending machines to get free food. MLIF

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Feb 6, 2011 10:52 PM - Health - by Hgahsdf (woman)

 

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Today, I found out that I know the creator of this website, GOOD JOB JESSE *highfive* lollercoaster! MLIF

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Jan 31, 2011 07:24 PM - Jokes - by rebeccashuvmioup (man)

 

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It bugs me when I eat a fun-sized pack of M&Ms. But There are five in the pack and I do not have fun. MLIF.

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Jan 19, 2011 12:27 AM - It Bugs Me When... - by Anonymous (woman)

 

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It bugs me that Taco Bell has a diet plan.

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Jan 5, 2011 10:12 PM - It Bugs Me When... - by ItBugsMe (woman)

 

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it Bugs me when you pull out the butter to butter your toast and it had little bits of peanut butter, nutela, or jelly, ETC in it.

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Jan 30, 2011 06:41 AM - It Bugs Me When... - by jjaccobb (man)

 

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Today, I realized that whenever my parents pass behind me when I am on the computer, I minimize the facebook tabs and open up "practice for SATs" MLIF

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Jan 17, 2011 01:35 AM - Miscellaneous - by Challferie (man)

 

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Walking through school today, I stopped to tie my shoe in the hallway. As I was just finishing, some kid walked by and said "you still tie your shoes like that?" I never realized that there was ever any other way to tie your shoes besides the two bunny ears. MLIF

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Jan 7, 2011 01:26 AM - Miscellaneous - by H0tChickx0x0 (woman)

 

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