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Today. I. Was. On. Youtube. And. I. Got. Irritated. Because. Too. Many. People. Typed. Like. This. And. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Had. To. Pause. Between. Every. Word. And. Now. Revenge. Is. Sweet. MLIF

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Feb 3, 2011 12:47 AM - It Bugs Me When... - by DaGURL (woman)

 

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Today, I saw a grown man wearing a trench coat riding on a bicycle. He had a sweet mustache and he offered me jalapenos. He spoke in rhymes and had a bag full of plastic dinosaurs that came to life at night time. MLIF.

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Jan 12, 2011 01:59 AM - Contest Entry - by RELIX (man)

 

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Today, I was texting my friend. To show frustration, I typed a string of random letters. They didn't look random enough though so I went back and made them seem more unplanned. MLIF

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Jan 31, 2011 09:28 PM - Contest Entry - by iphoneuser (man)

 

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Today, I saw a store. Its name was Sofa Kingdom. Apparently the prices are "Sofa King low". If you don't get it, say it out loud. I am not liable if you get grounded for anything, though. :) MLIF

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Feb 3, 2011 12:52 AM - It Bugs Me When... - by Sofaking (woman)

 

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Today, I didn't take my ADD meds, because i was in a hurry. I was very random and loud, and now I have three different girl's numbers, two new friends, and a date tomorrow. I may never take my meds again. MLIF

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Feb 6, 2011 10:53 PM - Health - by ADD (man)

 

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Today, I got hit by a car again and survived. Who cares if it was a toy car, I still survived. MLIF

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Feb 6, 2011 10:56 PM - Health - by ToyCar (man)

 

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Today, my dad and I went to go get donuts. As we were driving home, a cop pulled us over. He came to the window and said, "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?" My dad held up the box of donuts and said, "Because you smelled these?" We didn't get a ticket. MLIF

#193
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Feb 6, 2011 10:55 PM - Work & Money - by TrueStory (man)

 

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Today, I walked into an elevator with headphones on. The other guy in the elevator also had his on. We stopped at another floor, and another dude walked in. We stopped again, and a girl walked in. She smiled, and when I looked up, I noticed all four of us had our headphones on, banging our heads to music. We all stared at each other and kinda had a moment. I felt like I was in an MTV commercial! MLIF

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Jan 23, 2011 10:52 PM - Contest Entry - by REtireme (man)

 

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When I was little, I ran full speed into vending machines to get free food. MLIF

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Feb 6, 2011 10:52 PM - Health - by Hgahsdf (woman)

 

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Today one of the aglets of my shoelace broke and I became really annoyed trying to put my shoelace through the shoelace hole. But the main reason for this post is so I could use the word aglet. MLIF

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Feb 3, 2011 12:46 AM - Miscellaneous - by Aglet (man)

 

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